愛自己
社會打死少年
society killed the teenagers

unsoaring:

don’t fall for the one who buys you flowers, fall for the one who wants to grow a garden with you 

(Source: unsoaring)


sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

Someday you might find a way to forgive each other. But it won’t be like it used to ‘cause that pain never really goes away.Buffy the Vampire Slayer (via sydneyrae)

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(Source: simplefoetus)


anderson-hummel:

anderson-hummel:

MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE

MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY

(Source: clarasoswalds)


basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(Source: canadad)


urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters)


dutchster:

"you’re cute"
cute like you wanna pinch my cheeks or cute like you wanna make love to me


jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

(Source: yeiku)


theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

I really think if you wanted to, you could take over the worldLiam Payne to girls x  (via ziiams)

(Source: )