愛自己
社會打死少年
society killed the teenagers

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed


ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus


dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about


icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: changesbyblacksabbath)


crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook


swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both


dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool


deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad)


disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop


youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.


unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool